愚人节笑话英语版
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Jimmy, a three-year-old, was gazing out the window when night fell. Suddenly, he shouted, "Mom, mom, come close the window!"
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
"Yes, mom, but the night will come inside."
2. The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash
A man selling secondhand books at a church bazaar got into an argument with a prospective customer. The customer was interested in buying "The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash" but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
"I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. 'Keep the change,' he said."
3. The Rabbit in the Refrigerator
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. She asked, "What are you doing in there?"
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
4. Ivan's Ear in His Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose, and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
5. The Change for a $10 Bill
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying "The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash" but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
6. The Westinghouse Rabbit
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. She asked, "What are you doing in there?"
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
7. Ivan's Ear in His Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose, and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
8. The Longest Word in the World
What the day is it today?
Today is April Fools'day.
Oh! You are wrong; today is March the 31st. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.
Oh! It is really April Fools'day.
Haha! You were cheated!
9. Best Wishes and I Believe Your English Will Be Better and Better!
Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
10. A Young Blind Boy and His Mother
A young blind boy was being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom said, "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!"
Billy said, "Ok, mommy." and went to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams, "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!"
The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
Note: Some repetition in the content, and some sentences could be better worded for clarity.
