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Hard Man to Deal With to take out a policy on his house. After
listening to him for an hour, while he painted in vivid colours the
extreme danger of fire consuming the house, the Hard Man to Deal With
said:
"Do you really think it likely that my house will burn down inside the time that policy will run?"
"Certainly," replied the Insurance Agent; "have I not been trying all this time to convince you that I do?"
"Then," said the Hard Man to Deal With, "why are you so
anxious to have your Company bet me money that it will not?"
The Agent was silent and thoughtful for a moment; then he drew the
other apart into an unfrequented place and whispered in his ear:
"My friend, I will impart to you a dark secret. Years ago the
Company betrayed my sweetheart by promise of marriage. Under an
assumed name I have wormed myself int
