急需十篇英语的笑话或故事（短一点,简单一点!） 好...
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The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September."George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."新老师 9月1日,乔治...
急需20~30字的英语笑话越短越好他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话(十)One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the lo...
有哪些英语小笑话?给我来十个(越短越好)1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ...
急需!超短英语笑话附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)A ma...
求关于英语笑话,故事,要好背一点英语笑话(十)One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r es...
求求各位有大侠了,给我个英语演讲的笑话,短一点英语笑话(十)One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r es...
谁能告诉我关于读书的小笑话?(还有一些精彩小短文,注意要短!～)英语笑话(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can yo...
100字的英语笑话(带翻译哦)括号一百个哦。1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校---慢行。"DID YOUR DAD...2)Tom call Jim'...
英文短笑话1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩：我!我现在要...
我想要多一点的笑话,字数不多,好笑一点的。带几个英语笑话(要翻译)1. 士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办？连长大为恼火：靠，能咋办？踩坏了照价赔偿呗。2.女：“只要有钱，我嫁给谁都行。”男：“银行的保险柜你嫁吗？”3..病人：“医生，你把剪刀留在我肚子里了。”“没关系，我还有一把。”4.有两个造假钞的不小心造出面值15元的假钞，两人决定拿到偏远...
