意大利人说英语有什么口音?
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发布时间：2022-04-25 10:06
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时间：2022-07-12 05:48
http://www.ecst.csuchico.e/~wu/filebox/Italiantomalta.MP3
(请COPY网址到地址栏再听)
上面这个音拼，第一次听到这个，真是考听力呢！
The Italian man who went to Malta
One (a) day I'm gonna to Malta to a big hotel.
In the morning, I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I wanna two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She said: "Go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!! I wanna two pieces on my plate."
She said: "You'd better not piss on the plate !! You son of a bitch !!"
I don't even know the lady and she called me the son of the beach??!!
Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me : "Everyone wanna the * !!"
I tell her: "You don't undertsand!! I wanna the fork on the table."
She said : "You'd better not * on the table!! You son a bitch !!"
So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
I called the manager and tell him: "I wanna the sheet." He tells me: "To go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!! I wanna the sheet on my bed !!"
He said: "You'd better not shit on the bed!! You son a bitch !!"
I go to the check out and the man at the desk
said: "Peace on you!!"
I said: "Piss on you, too!! You're the son of beach!!" I'm going back to Italy!
热心网友
时间：2022-07-12 05:49
不过你英语听力好的话应该不是很大问题的
