求英语搞笑幽默的小故事.2~3个

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Daughter
:Why
are
some
of
your
hairs
white
,
Mom?
Mom:
Well
,
every
time
that
you
do
something
wrong
and
make
me
cry
or
unhappy,
one
of
my
hairs
turns
white.
Daughter:Momma,how
come
all
of
grandma`s
hairs
are
white？
女儿：妈妈，为什么你有几根白头发呢？
妈妈：呃，每次你做错事情惹我流泪或是生气，我就又一根头发变白。
女儿：妈妈，姥姥的头发怎么就全白了呢？
Wife
:
You
tell
a
man
something
,it
goes
in
one
ear
and
come
out
of
the
other.
Husband:
You
tell
a
woman
something,it
goes
in
both
ears
and
come
out
of
the
mouth.
妻子：你对一个男人说一件事，他会左耳进右耳出。
丈夫：你对一个女人说一件事，她会从两只耳朵进去，一张嘴出来。
A：Can
I
borrow
that
book
of
yours
"How
To
Become
A
Millionaire"？
B：Sure.Here
you
are.
A:Thanks-but
half
the
pages
are
missing.
B:What`s
the
matter?
Isn`t
half
a
million
enough
for
you
?
甲：我能借你那本名为《如何成为一个百万富翁》的书吗？
乙：当然，给你。
甲：谢谢。但是为什么这本书的页数有一半不见了呢？
乙：有什么关系吗？难道你拿到五十万还不够满足么？