英语中篇笑话大全带翻译

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热心网友 时间：2023-11-21 14:02

You: Select one that best Represents you:
A) Male- Just wants to talk
B) Male- Wants to talk to guy
C) Male- Wants to talk to girl
D) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
E) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
F) Female- Just wants to talk
G) Female- Wants to talk to guy
H) Female- Wants to talk to girl
I) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
J) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
Stranger: Dude, I just don't even wanna reply with a snide remark anymore.
Stranger: *sigh* oh well.
Stranger: Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: Tick tock, on the clock
Stranger: but the party don't stop
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
You: one night
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: I like that song! =D
You: ok
Stranger: Yay!
You: I look out it
Stranger: Tonight, I'mma fight!
Stranger: til we see the sunlight!
Stranger: Tick tock, on the clock
Stranger: but the party don't stop, no!
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
You: shit,you are floosh
Stranger: Sorry?
You: I don't understand what you say
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: oh oh oh oh!
Stranger: Have a good day! ;D
你:精选那最好的代表你:A)马累仅仅贫穷向说话B)马累贫穷向说话向家伙C)马累贫穷向说话向女孩D)马累(角的)贫穷向说话向家伙E)马累(角的)贫穷向说话向女孩F) Female-仅仅贫穷向说话G) Female-贫穷向说话向家伙H) Female-贫穷向说话向女孩I) Female-(角的)贫穷向说话向家伙J) Female-(角的)贫穷向说话向女孩陌生人:过分讲究衣着仪表的人我仅仅不甚至想要再以一险恶的评论作为回答.陌生人 :*sigh*零井.陌生人:不停止,把电台音乐节目主持人冷不防地一伸办成,吹动我的沿着今晚 ,I'mma战斗鼻音化符号演讲人, 我们注意在钟但是聚会上阳光滴答声tock不停止的,没有陌生人: 零零零零!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:用滴答声报知在钟陌生人上tock:但是聚会不停止陌生人: 零零零零!你:一个晚上陌生人: 零零零零!陌生人:我喜欢那歌曲 !=D你:表示同意的陌生人:Yay! 你:我它陌生人找出:今晚,I'mma 战斗!陌生人:鼻音化符号我们看见阳光!陌生人:用滴答声报知在钟陌生人上tock:但是聚会不不停止!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人: 零零零零!你:呸,你是floosh陌生人:遗憾吗?你:我不懂你所说的陌生人:陌生人:哎顺利.陌生人:不停止,把电台音乐节目主持人冷不防地一伸办成,吹动我的沿着今晚,I'mma战斗鼻音化符号演讲人,我们注意在钟但是聚会上阳光滴答声tock不停止的,没有陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:有一嗨!;D

热心网友 时间：2023-11-21 14:02

一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!” 美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱。”神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧。”美国人说:“我还要很多的钱!”神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家。”神仙说:“没问题。”于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国。 神仙又问法国人.法国人说:“我要美女!”神仙给了他美女。法国人又说:“我还要美女!”神仙也满足了他,给了他美女。法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国。”神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么。 中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧。”神仙给了他。问他第二个愿望是什么。中国人说:“再来一瓶二锅头!”神仙问他第三个愿望是什么。中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧。” 法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走。 走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的弟弟,法力没他高强,所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望。” 法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,免得一会又被他弄回来。于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧。”神仙满足了他的愿望。法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来。中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说:“行了,没事了,你丫走吧。” 一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说："我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。” 先挨板子的是美国人。他说："挨板子前，先给我*垫上1个坐垫。”垫罢，板子雨点般落下；先前70板还凑合，70板之后坐垫被打烂，然后就是板板见血……打完，美国老摸着*走了。 日本人见状后，要求10个床垫。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍*，没事；然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐一边*人的好戏。 中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说："来，把日本人给我垫上。

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk in the big desert, they walked to see a bottle, open the cork out of a person after the Gone with the Wind, the man said: "I am immortal, I was able to meet your each person three wishes! "Americans are rushing to the first one said:" My first wish is to be a lot of money. "fairy said:" This simple, to meet you! second wish to talk about it. "Americans say: "I would also like a lot of money!" gods to satisfy his desire, the American said of his third wish: "To get me home." immortals, said: "No problem." So many of the Americans with the money back to the United States. Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: "I want beautiful!" Fairy gave him a beauty. French added: "I would also like beautiful!" The spirits also meet him, gave him beauty. French finally said: "took me back to France." God send after returning to the French what to ask Chinese people. The Chinese say: "first-come, bottles Erguotou it." Gods gave him. Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: "come back a bottle of Double pot!" Fairy asked him what the third wish. The Chinese say: "I think pretty people and Americans, and you return them Dounong it." Incredibly popular in France and the United States, but could do nothing, the three men had to continue to walk. Then walked to see a bottle, open the plug after springing a man, the man said: "I'm just that god's brother, not his magic strength, we can only meet the aspirations of each of you two." France and Americans together, together that is better to let the Chinese people say, lest one would get back by him again. So the Chinese people, said: "Double pot, then a first-come bottles of it." Gods to satisfy his wishes. France urged the Chinese people and Americans rush to second wish to speak up. The Chinese head of yours right after drinking Erguotou fairy said: "All right, all right, you go ah." An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "Today I feel good, do not eat you, but you had to pay one hundred board, but you can pay before the board to have a desire to achieve." Enre the first board of the American. He said: "gone before the board, give me a seat bottom cushion." Cushion stop, board-like rain falling; the previous 70 plate Huancou He, after the cushion was 70 Plate smashing, and then is the sight of blood ... ... Once on shore, Board To Board The United States Old touched bottom left. After the Japanese rushed out to require 10 mattresses. 1,2,3 ... 100 Once on shore, the Japanese got up Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with Chouzui their ability to imitate and re-creation capacity of boasting about it, and would like to sit while watching the Chinese people's good show. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat.

热心网友 时间：2023-11-21 14:03

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.

The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins."

After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers."

Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."

All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall.

They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.

*过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."

过了一会儿,*过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."

最后,*跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."

他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.

他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

热心网友 时间：2023-11-21 14:03

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"
"他已经吃完自己的了么？"
"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "A second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says, "In a second."
一男子甲去教堂祷告。
他说："上帝，一百万美金对你意味着什么？"上帝说："一分钱！"，他又问："那一百万年对你来说又是什么？"上帝回答："一秒。"路人甲忍不住了："亲爱的上帝，求你给我一分钱吧！"上帝回到："等一秒！"。