关于适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子(俏皮可爱,开心一笑)
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Holiday, my deskmate is not around, I feel very sad, as if my own pig lost the same.
2、我本来以为客气是免费的，直到我买了一包薯片。
I thought courtesy was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
3、作业：放假时你对我爱答不理，开学时我让你高攀不起。
Homework: ring the holidays, you don't care about me. I make you cry at the beginning of school.
4、我家蟑螂生病了，我给他吃蟑螂药希望他快点好起来。
My cockroach is sick. I give him cockroach medicine and hope he gets better soon.
5、我发誓，如果我再熬夜，我的闺蜜都是猪。
I swear, if I stay up late, my best friends are pigs.
6、骂我可以，动手就得问问我闺蜜了，毕竟挨打的是她。
It's OK to scold me, but if you want to fight, you have to ask my best friend. After all, she was the one who was beaten.
7、只要我足够沙雕，烦恼就追不上我。
As long as I'm stupid enough, troubles can't catch up with me.
8、靓仔你好，我是乐多，所以你要养乐多吗？
Hello, I'm Ledo, so do you want Yakult?
9、大家好，我是减肥潜力股的最大股东。
Hello, everyone. I am the largest shareholder of the potential weight loss stocks.
10、你好，我叫对象，真名老婆，外号宝贝，喜欢哪个就叫我哪个。
Hello, my name is girlfriend, real name wife, nickname baby, you can call me which name you like.
11、现在减一斤肉跟玩命似的，长一斤肉跟玩似的。
Now, losing a kilogram of meat is like playing with life, and growing a kilogram of meat is like playing.
12、天底下没有不散的宴席，但如果你请我，我可以陪你多吃会儿。
There are no banquets in the world, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.
13、你说我穷，笑了，点了支烟，在门口想了一夜，究竟是谁走漏了风声。
You said I was poor. I laughed, lit a cigarette, and thought about it all night at the door. Who leaked the news.
14、不要一提到胖，你就对号入座，因为你可能坐不进去。
Don't seat yourself when it comes to being fat, because you may not be able to sit in.
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